toddlers of mass destruction

It’s official.  The terrible twos have possessed my bright eyed Monkey.

 

Exhibit A:

Contents of dresser on said floor.  This process must have exhausted him so much, that it required a nap.
Standing up straight!

Exhibit B:

Ouch.
Riding the mama horsie on the back would be fine.  But a 30lb toddler on your neck…ouch.  I tell him “no neck”…he tells me, “Monkey funny! Hurt mama!”

A heartbreaker in training.

Exhibit C:

One minute he loves her…
and loves her not.

Yes, Monkey, I will be showing this to your high school girlfriends.

And with eyes like those, I’m sure I will be beating them with a broom off our stoop like the cranky Italian mama I will be by then.

T-minus two weeks til we hit age 2 here at the estate.

Stay tuned for more monkey business…

btw: that kool-aid is the king’s.  I would never consume that crap.

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  1. Vivian says:

    hahahaha lOVE it. I’m right there with you. Baby turn two in two days :)

  2. Madison says:

    LOL! Brings back memories. The sleeping standing up takes real talent.

    Madison xxx

  3. Clare says:

    Ha! Love the pic of your Monkey face planting himself into his bed! Just when you think that the Terrible Twos will last forever, you will turn around and be faced with a tweener! I love that you captured this so sweetly. Loo at it again when he is 17 and begging to borrow the car!

  4. Lisa Fergus says:

    lol!!! I’m dying over here!! That picture of him sleeping standing up is out of control!!! I feel for you! ;)

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  5. HAHAHA! Gosh, he reminds me so much of my son. Um…I hate to tell ya this, but my son’s terrible twos lasted for eight years! When he turned ten, he totally mellowed out and then was one of the best teen boys a mother could ask for. All my troubles were front loaded in the early years. :)

    Cheers,
    Tracy Screaming Sardine

  6. Shelley says:

    I can SO relate! You did such a great job capturing it :D The standing up while sleeping thing impresses me the most!

  7. oh my goodness, you have your hands full! those eyes, for sure, they’re gonna bring ’round the ladies!

  8. laxsupermom says:

    So cute! I love these pics! WD was just like that as a toddler. I remember the emptied out dresser well. Thanks for sharing.

  9. Katie says:

    great post! laughed out loud a lot :) my favorite is his napping position–too funny! good luck with your terribly cute terrible two monkey!

  10. Oh my gosh! He’s sleeping standing up! I love it. Very cute.

  11. Becky says:

    That napping photo is hilarious! :) He really wreaked havoc and wore himself out! Good luck with the terrible 2s–I have no advice, I’m barely surviving over here!

  12. Mimi says:

    Thank you for giving me a reason to chuckle and laugh out loud today! That picture of that cutie napping is priceless! I know how he feels some days. Thank you so much for sharing!

  13. Lisa says:

    Oh no! Gosh, this is what I have to look forward to with a little boy isn’t it?!

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