Last night was the equivalent of newborn hell: awake until 3:45am. Grrr.
The kicker: no newborns here.
Monkey woke 5 times.
Moose had night terrors.
Now, the Momnivore has two passed out excuses for children, an unshowered body, and developmental therapy for the sleeping Moose in t-forty minutes.
Motherhood sucks donkey balls today.